hoshikira:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

I’m gonna be super lazy and not check myself, but is this fake? Bodies smell. Denise whatshisname who murdered his boyfriends/flings would stuff the body parts down the drain and that gave off a pretty awful smell. As for hiding bodies in the building, the Wests did a good job at that.

There’s no debris on the table or falling around him. Also either the photo is staged or cropped because amateurs generally don’t tend to leave a third of the frame empty. Could just be cropped though. Also, you’d think if he’s fallen that far you’d have the first inkling of a reaction on any of their faces? just eyes darting sideways, or the start of a frown, but they’re all still smiling and focused on the camera.

hoshikira:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

I’m gonna be super lazy and not check myself, but is this fake? Bodies smell. Denise whatshisname who murdered his boyfriends/flings would stuff the body parts down the drain and that gave off a pretty awful smell. As for hiding bodies in the building, the Wests did a good job at that.

There’s no debris on the table or falling around him. Also either the photo is staged or cropped because amateurs generally don’t tend to leave a third of the frame empty. Could just be cropped though. Also, you’d think if he’s fallen that far you’d have the first inkling of a reaction on any of their faces? just eyes darting sideways, or the start of a frown, but they’re all still smiling and focused on the camera.

(Source: needtostayawake)

Reblogged from hoshikira


at first I was like what. but then I watched the expression on his wee face and I almost pee’d.

at first I was like what. but then I watched the expression on his wee face and I almost pee’d.

(Source: rybulge)

Reblogged from liamdryden


We know how you feel, vending machine

usvsth3m:

Don’t worry, we all get like this sometimes

image

Via Mlkshk

Reblogged from usvsth3m


super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

(Source: princessveroni)

Reblogged from theymightbebeatles


Dear internet: My birthday is on April 13th - AND I WAS BORN BEFORE HOMESTUCK SO STAHP.

(I kid - I thought it was really cool when it started that the arc numbers were 413, I just eventually gave up on reading it because I had no idea what was happening).


(Source: egregious-d)

Reblogged from senorrandom


housewifeswag:

misandry-mermaid:

rnonopoly:

so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that:

  • SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY
  • CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK
  • DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK
  • DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE
  • DO NOT BE THOSE KIND OF DOUCHEBAGS
  • RICKROLLS ARE OKAY
  • A LOT OF RICKROLLS ARE VERY VERY OKAY
  • "PRANKING" MINIMUM/LOW-WAGE WORKERS IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEIR JOB HARDER OR FORCES THEM TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY
  • ALSO NO PREGNANCY JOKES

THIS ALL OF THIS

(Source: spacae)

Reblogged from theymightbebeatles


geekyamazon:

flawless

(Source: hanseofficial)

Reblogged from itswalky


We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

Gif five features Peter Serafinowicz who was the voice of Darth Maul.

(Source: teflonly)

Reblogged from liamdryden


You know the Spoons Theory?  When I first read it I was like “that’s a good way of describing that. Doesn’t apply to me though”.

I’m beginning to realise it does, I just don’t do it consciously.

Today I brushed my teeth, washed my face and moisturized, put on socks, did toilet things, copied my shift rota into a spreadsheet, “baked” a microwave brownie, filled my bins with hot water to soak. Then I played Bioshock infinite for an hour to get my energy back, then, cause my brownie experiment failed (badly) I made chocolate cookies instead, then came back, played another hour of Bioshock, got the cookies out (they were nice, but I always forget how big recipes are and now I have a whole box of extra cookies) then I scrubbed the bins and emptied the water, then I had another smaller break (during which I did some grocery shopping online) , then I put bin bags into the bins, took rubbish and plates into the kitchen.

I think that’s everything I’ve done. Now, listed, this looks like a big list, but I suspect real people do all this without thinking much and then also do the dishes and vacuum or whatever. But I’m exhausted and it’s only 6.15, and I know if I do much more I’ll feel like I’ve achieved something but I’ll also have less energy for work tomorrow - although I should be getting a lift to work, which means I’ll have more energy to work.

So, I guess the point is, yeah, I kinda get spoons now, and also waaaaah I’m tiiiired come make me diiiner.


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