out-there-on-the-maroon:

cythesomething:

xdaringdamselx:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

I’m not sure what a daring damsel would do, actually. Maybe I’d go save other damsels or something, IDK.

SECRET DAMSEL CLUB

… I’d be myself anyway.

I’d turn into a drawing of two sexy gladiators fucking?

… ok.

I’d turn into a button. On a webpage.

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

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theymightbebeatles:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

OH MY GOD

watch. the. video.

theymightbebeatles:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

OH MY GOD

watch. the. video.

Reblogged from theymightbebeatles


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hoshikira:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

I’m gonna be super lazy and not check myself, but is this fake? Bodies smell. Denise whatshisname who murdered his boyfriends/flings would stuff the body parts down the drain and that gave off a pretty awful smell. As for hiding bodies in the building, the Wests did a good job at that.

There’s no debris on the table or falling around him. Also either the photo is staged or cropped because amateurs generally don’t tend to leave a third of the frame empty. Could just be cropped though. Also, you’d think if he’s fallen that far you’d have the first inkling of a reaction on any of their faces? just eyes darting sideways, or the start of a frown, but they’re all still smiling and focused on the camera.

hoshikira:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

I’m gonna be super lazy and not check myself, but is this fake? Bodies smell. Denise whatshisname who murdered his boyfriends/flings would stuff the body parts down the drain and that gave off a pretty awful smell. As for hiding bodies in the building, the Wests did a good job at that.

There’s no debris on the table or falling around him. Also either the photo is staged or cropped because amateurs generally don’t tend to leave a third of the frame empty. Could just be cropped though. Also, you’d think if he’s fallen that far you’d have the first inkling of a reaction on any of their faces? just eyes darting sideways, or the start of a frown, but they’re all still smiling and focused on the camera.

(Source: needtostayawake)

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at first I was like what. but then I watched the expression on his wee face and I almost pee’d.

at first I was like what. but then I watched the expression on his wee face and I almost pee’d.

(Source: brocklesbian)

Reblogged from liamdryden


We know how you feel, vending machine

usvsth3m:

Don’t worry, we all get like this sometimes

image

Via Mlkshk

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super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

image
I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

(Source: princessveroni)

Reblogged from theymightbebeatles


Dear internet: My birthday is on April 13th - AND I WAS BORN BEFORE HOMESTUCK SO STAHP.

(I kid - I thought it was really cool when it started that the arc numbers were 413, I just eventually gave up on reading it because I had no idea what was happening).


(Source: egregious-d)

Reblogged from senorrandom


housewifeswag:

misandry-mermaid:

rnonopoly:

so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that:

  • SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY
  • CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK
  • DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK
  • DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE
  • DO NOT BE THOSE KIND OF DOUCHEBAGS
  • RICKROLLS ARE OKAY
  • A LOT OF RICKROLLS ARE VERY VERY OKAY
  • "PRANKING" MINIMUM/LOW-WAGE WORKERS IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEIR JOB HARDER OR FORCES THEM TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY
  • ALSO NO PREGNANCY JOKES

THIS ALL OF THIS

(Source: 05px)

Reblogged from theymightbebeatles


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