cracked:

The 25 Coolest Products You Can’t Get In the United States

This is true. I was about 12 when I first saw these, in the ladies’ bathrooms in a nightclub. (It was a private party)

cracked:

The 25 Coolest Products You Can’t Get In the United States

This is true. I was about 12 when I first saw these, in the ladies’ bathrooms in a nightclub. (It was a private party)

Reblogged from cracked


Oh man, stumbled across this again, it’s like a time capsule from 2008.

So awesome


Frozen parsnips in a bag, clutched to the fingers I managed to stave (with an audible clicking noise) by grabbing my leg for a second. #dyspraxiclife

If I didn’t laugh…

Frozen parsnips in a bag, clutched to the fingers I managed to stave (with an audible clicking noise) by grabbing my leg for a second. #dyspraxiclife

If I didn’t laugh…


jojoscotia:

yomommasofat:

I’ve heard that Clarkson really hams up his ineptitude and uselessness for the show. jojoscotia told me that his inability to ride a moped in the Vietnam special was a total act.

Well, A. The boys’ uselessness is part of what makes the show so successful so they’re experts at creating these situations (see Richard Hammond painting a mexican flag on his car in the India episode) but also B. Clarkson did a Vietnam special of his own in the 90s where he rode a mopehead without any diffuclty.

Droppin’ a link on ya for ++ credibility http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson’s_Motorworld

jojoscotia:

yomommasofat:

I’ve heard that Clarkson really hams up his ineptitude and uselessness for the show. jojoscotia told me that his inability to ride a moped in the Vietnam special was a total act.

Well, A. The boys’ uselessness is part of what makes the show so successful so they’re experts at creating these situations (see Richard Hammond painting a mexican flag on his car in the India episode) but also B. Clarkson did a Vietnam special of his own in the 90s where he rode a mopehead without any diffuclty.

Droppin’ a link on ya for ++ credibility http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson’s_Motorworld

(Source: kresho)

Reblogged from jojoscotia


yomommasofat:

I’ve heard that Clarkson really hams up his ineptitude and uselessness for the show. jojoscotia told me that his inability to ride a moped in the Vietnam special was a total act.

Well, A. The boys’ uselessness is part of what makes the show so successful so they’re experts at creating these situations (see Richard Hammond painting a mexican flag on his car in the India episode) but also B. Clarkson did a Vietnam special of his own in the 90s where he rode a mopehead without any diffuclty.

yomommasofat:

I’ve heard that Clarkson really hams up his ineptitude and uselessness for the show. jojoscotia told me that his inability to ride a moped in the Vietnam special was a total act.

Well, A. The boys’ uselessness is part of what makes the show so successful so they’re experts at creating these situations (see Richard Hammond painting a mexican flag on his car in the India episode) but also B. Clarkson did a Vietnam special of his own in the 90s where he rode a mopehead without any diffuclty.

(Source: kresho)

Reblogged from yomommasofat


ludicolocos:

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

image

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

THE WIND ISN’T EVEN BLOWING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

Reblogged from zarhooie


out-there-on-the-maroon:

cythesomething:

xdaringdamselx:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

I’m not sure what a daring damsel would do, actually. Maybe I’d go save other damsels or something, IDK.

SECRET DAMSEL CLUB

… I’d be myself anyway.

I’d turn into a drawing of two sexy gladiators fucking?

… ok.

I’d turn into a button. On a webpage.

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

Reblogged from out-there-on-the-maroon


theymightbebeatles:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

OH MY GOD

watch. the. video.

theymightbebeatles:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

OH MY GOD

watch. the. video.

Reblogged from theymightbebeatles


Reblogged from dyspraxicpanda


hoshikira:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

I’m gonna be super lazy and not check myself, but is this fake? Bodies smell. Denise whatshisname who murdered his boyfriends/flings would stuff the body parts down the drain and that gave off a pretty awful smell. As for hiding bodies in the building, the Wests did a good job at that.

There’s no debris on the table or falling around him. Also either the photo is staged or cropped because amateurs generally don’t tend to leave a third of the frame empty. Could just be cropped though. Also, you’d think if he’s fallen that far you’d have the first inkling of a reaction on any of their faces? just eyes darting sideways, or the start of a frown, but they’re all still smiling and focused on the camera.

hoshikira:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

I’m gonna be super lazy and not check myself, but is this fake? Bodies smell. Denise whatshisname who murdered his boyfriends/flings would stuff the body parts down the drain and that gave off a pretty awful smell. As for hiding bodies in the building, the Wests did a good job at that.

There’s no debris on the table or falling around him. Also either the photo is staged or cropped because amateurs generally don’t tend to leave a third of the frame empty. Could just be cropped though. Also, you’d think if he’s fallen that far you’d have the first inkling of a reaction on any of their faces? just eyes darting sideways, or the start of a frown, but they’re all still smiling and focused on the camera.

(Source: needtostayawake)

Reblogged from hoshikira


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